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Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show

19 Mar Comedy

Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show

Date Thursday 19 Mar 2026

Doors 7:30 pm Show starts: 8:00 pm

Advance price £15.00

Door price £17.00

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After his 2023/24 sell-out smash tour Gobsmacked, this marvellous Manc is back with his best show yet.

A TV favourite, and now an aspiring doctor’s wife, Josh Jones is knee deep into his 30s and nothing thrills him more than a Greggs Sausage Roll and an M&S food shop. Living a more sedate life isn’t without its challenges though – he’s still trying to earn his cat’s respect!

Josh is hitting the road with a show packed full of laughs and he’s keeping it light – nothing super political, nothing controversial and it’s definitely not going to change your life, but you can be sure of a fab night out filled to the brim with jokes about history, cats, his love of wrestling and much more. Please come, he’d really like to buy a new sofa.

Star of Would I Lie To You? (BBC1), The Jonathan Ross Show (ITV), 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (CH4), Comedy Central Live, Out of Order (Comedy Central), House of Games (BBC2), Battle in the Box (Dave), Dancing On Ice (ITV), The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV2) and much, much more.

‘Each year Josh’s star rises, he is a naturally funny performer’ ★★★★.5 (RGM)

‘Confident and assured comedy from a hugely likeable and talented man …rays of sunshine like him are sorely needed in a dark and depressing world’ ★★★★ (London Theatre)

★★★★ Edinburgh Festivals
★★★★ The Comics Comic
★★★★ The List
★★★★ Beyond The Joke

Age 16+

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Act's Website: www.joshjonescomedy.com/

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